TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE

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10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 5:00AM.



 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without

    bonnets.



 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.



 7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"



 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."



 5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!"



 4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.



 3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard

    ain't listening."



 2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence

    of cottage cheese."



 1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards!



Enjoy



Judy



 

[superninjaadmin]

That was very cute (in an Amish sorta way).  



Thanks for sharing!  

[Katie G]

I was just out in Lancaster County this past weekend!