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« on: July 18, 2001, 10:49:11 am » |
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change ...
and the restraint not to scream at the person on the other side of the cubicle wall who can't seem to figure out how to eat chips without crunching!!!!
OH help me!!!! I'm going to lose it today!!!
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radaro
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2001, 11:41:39 am » |
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Remember to go to your "happy place".
You are by a calm, flowing stream. The sky is blue and sunny. The water bubbles by. You look into the water. You see your hands holding the face of your chip-crunching neighbour below the waves. Now you are calm.
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2001, 11:47:57 am » |
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Oh, RadarO, you crack me up! ROFLMAO
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jahdra
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2001, 11:50:52 am » |
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I think that counts as justifiable homicide. A jury of your peers would never convict you!
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radaro
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2001, 11:57:06 am » |
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BTW what does ROFLMAO stand for?
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winkiebear
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2001, 12:04:07 am » |
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Oh, Radar, that's priceless ... thank you for the happy place
(rollin' on the floor laughin' my @ss off)
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radaro
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2001, 12:34:46 am » |
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Anything to help out a fellow admin!
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2001, 12:58:43 am » |
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Winkie,
I have this hanging on my bulletin board above my desk...superimposed over a picture of a baby with angel wings!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the this I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2001, 02:18:24 pm » |
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and the continuation of that little poem...
"Also, grant me the patience to deal with the idiots, fools and the ignorant. But most of all, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the @ss I might have to kiss tomorrow."
Mine is posted right over my phone, next to my computer. It helps me keep calm and not kill someone when I would really, really like to (as in your case Winkie). RIght next to it is my inspirational picture of a gull trying to eat a frog, who has his hands wrapped tightly around the gulls throat.
Where would I be without my little "inspirational" pieces??
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Katie G
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2001, 02:22:58 pm » |
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Then of course there was the one that hung in our pastor's office at church....
Lord, thank you for being with me this day. With the help of Your grace, I have not been impatient, unkind, envious, boastful, or inconsiderate of others. But I will be getting out of bed soon and then I'll REALLY need your help!
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