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Judy Loux
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« on: July 25, 2001, 04:32:22 am »





*Ten civil servants standing in a line,

One of them was downsized -- then there were nine.



*Nine civil servants who must negotiate,

One joined the union -- then there were eight.



*Eight civil servants thought they were in heaven,

'Til one of them was redeployed -- then there were seven.



*Seven civil servants, their jobs as safe as bricks,

But one was reclassified -- then there were six.



*Six civil servants trying to survive,

One of them was privatized -- then there were five.



*Five civil servants ready to give more,

But one golden handshake reduced them to four.



*Four civil servants full of loyalty,

Their jobs were all advertised -- then there were three.



*Three civil servants under review,

One left on secondment -- then there were two.



*Two civil servants coping on the run,

One went on stress leave -- then there was one.



*The last civil servant agreed to relocate,

Replaced by 10 consultants at twice the hourly rate.



DDiva



 
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phoenix55
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2001, 07:03:54 am »

As a 23 year civil servant....LOVE THIS!!!



 
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countrigal
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2001, 10:09:29 am »

I love this and will definitely have to share it!  Thanks for the smile.
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radaro
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2001, 11:41:30 am »

I'm sending this to our overpriced consultant!
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laundryhater
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2001, 01:40:43 pm »

Ah, yes the politics of working for the government.

Don't ya just love 'em?



I'm a four year civil servant btw.
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2001, 01:51:22 pm »

OMG!!!  This is soooo true!  



JusPeachy (almost 20 years civil service here) in GA
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