Friday July 27th is System Admin. Appreciation Day!

[ozbound]

If your son or daughter is a student in computer science, have him come in on the weekends and do his projects on your office computer. Computer Guru will be there for you when your Junior Hacker's illegal copy of Visual Basic 6.0 makes the Access database keel over and die.



When you bring Computer Guru your own " no-name" brand home PC to repair for free at the office, tell him how urgently he needs to fix it so you can get back to playing EverQuest. He'll get right on it right away because he has so much free time at the office. Everybody knows that all he does is surf the Internet all day anyway.



 

[bethanial]

My bro-in-law is the "computer guru" where I work.  Not only does that have it's perks, ummm, ICQ, no internet firewalls on my computer, etc, but I know he'll get a big kick out of this!