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Author Topic: The blonde and the ventriloquist  (Read 1279 times)
superninjaadmin
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« on: August 01, 2001, 12:16:05 pm »

This blonde is in Las Vegas at a comedy show, watching a ventriloquist act on stage. During the middle of the act, the ventriloquist starts in on a series of blonde jokes. After about twenty blonde jokes in a row, the blonde starts to get angry. She stands up in a huff, points at the ventriloquist and starts screaming, "I am deeply offended by your insensitive jokes about blondes, and I have had enough of this garbage!" The ventriloquist says "Hey, lady, lighten up, these are just jokes!" and the blonde says "I'm not talking to you, stupid, I'm talking to that little guy sitting on your lap!"  
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2001, 08:51:23 am »

too funny... thanks for the laugh - I needed it... nola
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2001, 08:53:43 am »

Yeah I read this yesterday and got a good chuckle out of it too, just didn't have the time to post.  Thanks for the much needed laugh.



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