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peaches2160
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« on: August 06, 2008, 11:44:09 pm »

I received this from a friend today.  Made me laugh:)

A 95 Year old woman was very depressed when her husband passed away.
She decided to shoot herself and join him.
She went to the doctor and while there, asked exactly where her heart is located.  She wanted to make sure she did it right so as not to be a burden on anyone who would have to care for her should she miss and not finish the job.
The doctor told her directly under the breasts.  
Later that night she was admitted to the hospital suffering from a self inflicted gunshot wound to her knee.

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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 02:54:17 pm »

Love it!!

Marie


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