* CONFIDENTIAW *
ATTN: Concewned Citizen
Deaw Siw/ Madam,
My name is Ewmew Fudd. I am a sowicitow/notawy pubwic, and vewy active in the wegaw pwactice in democwatic wepubwic of Congow (Zaiwe). I am awso the in-waw to the wate pwesident and wasckely wabbit, Bugs Bunny. Becauwse of his invowvement in the govewnance in Congo fow thiwty-two yeaws, the govewnment of today is aftew the famiwy. Dey have cwaimed aww the famiwy's weawf and now pwesident Bunny is dead and the famiwy is on exiwe to Mowocco. I am making this contact on behawf of my sistew Mws Bunny, not minding the conseqwences, but hoping that you wouwd undewstand ouw pwedicament hence the need fow youw uwgent assistance and co-opewation.
My aim of contacting you is to cwave youw induwgence to assist us in secuwing some funds, into youw twusted bank account abwoad fow safekeeping, which incidentawwy is the pawt of the famiwy weawth. Fowtunatewy wif my immediate assistance, and contact, we wewe abwe to deposit the funds (cawwots packed in twunk boxes) in a secuwity vauwt two yeaws ago pending when the whowe situation wiww be cawm. Howevew this secuwity company does not have any knowwedge of content of the deposit, because it was done in the guise that the twunk contains pwecious tuwnips. But owing the gweat wisk we wun pwesentwy due to the new govewnment of Daffy Duck initiative to fweeze and wecovew aww vegetatabwes supposedwy misappwopwiated by the wate pwesident, we wish to wewocate this fund in a foweignew's name to avoid any twace. Now that no one knows about these cawwots is ouw oppowtunity to wemove the them and we awe wiwwing to offew you a cewtain amount of the cawwots aftew the twansaction fow youw assistance and co-opewation. Aww I need fwom you is the assuwance that you can handwe the amount invowved comfowtabwy and that I can twust you with this awwangement.
Be west assuwed that thewe is no wisk invowved since I have taken cawe of evewything I want you to immediatewy infowm me of youw wiwwingness in assisting and co-opewating wif us on my e-maiw addwess so that I can send you fuww detaiw of this twansaction and wet us make awwangement fow a meeting and discuss at wengf on how to twansfew this cawwots. Awso fuwnish me wif youw cuwwent e-maiw addwess, tewephone/fax numbews (pwivate) fow a pewsonaw contact wif you. Finawwy, I am twusting on youw fuww undewstanding on this hope that thewe wiww be absowute confidentiawity. Waiting wif intewest, youw wesponse and hoping to devewop good business wewationship wif you.
Youws twuwy,
Ewmew Fudd
(*Special thanks to "The Dialectizer" by Samuel Stoddard located at
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect for the Elmer Fudd translation.)
