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« on: November 10, 2004, 06:39:30 pm »
What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers.


What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.


Knock!  Knock!
(Who's there)
Water
(Water who)
Water you doing?

I've got hundreds that my children torture me with on a regular basis.
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