Hmmm. Do you want to hear about the office manager & A/P clerk who did a striptease on one of the dining tables? How about the drunken founder/CEO who had to be phyisically restrained and removed by the VP of Marketing (the party was at a winery, no less!

) $40,000 bar bills for approximately 350 people (many of them teetotalers due to religious beliefs, and who therefore did not contribute to the total cost)? Or drunken groping on the dance floor by married couples - married to other people, that is. People who drank until they threw up, and came back to drink some more? How about when the cops (and the paramedics) came? Why, yes, yes I did work in Silicon Valley during the boom, how did you guess? These were mostly different parties (and companies), by the way.