Handy guide....

[tlc2559]

This is a handy guide that should be in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.



DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?



DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's 50 dollars.



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?



DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.



DANGEROUS: Omigosh! What happened to your hair?

SAFER: New hairdo honey?

SAFEST: I have always loved that look on you.



DANGEROUS: You're burning the chicken?

SAFER: I love barbecued chicken.

SAFEST: Mmmmmmm... what smells so good?



DANGEROUS: Don't look at me like that.

SAFER: Your eyes look funny. Do you feel ok?

SAFEST: I've always loved your eyes.



DANGEROUS: Why are the kids tied to chairs?

SAFER: C'mon kids. Come and play with Daddy.

SAFEST: !#$%*! KIDS!



 



(from the Humor Zone)