Peanuts

[Judy Loux]

A fellow walks into a bar, and it's empty except for the
bartender at the other end of the bar washing some
glasses.  The bartender says, "Have a seat anywhere and
I'll be with you in a few minutes.  There's a bowl of
peanuts on the counter, have some while you wait."

So the fellow sits down and grabs a handful of peanuts,
but he hears someone say, "Hey, that's a sharp suit you've
got on." Well, the bar is empty, so the guy wonders where
in the world that voice is coming from.

He takes another handful of peanuts, and again, a voice
says, "And that's a nice tie that goes really well with
that suit." By now the fellow is really baffled.  The
bartender comes over and says, "Ok, what'll you have,
mister?"

The fellow says, "Listen, before I order, I want to ask
you a question. Where are those voices coming from?"

The bartender replies, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the
peanuts are complimentary."

Ddiva

[chris68]

I've seen this one before but still a goodie!

Chris68
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