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Author Topic: Top 40 Things You'll NEVER Hear a Southerner Say.  (Read 935 times)
northcarolina
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« on: January 10, 2001, 03:34:10 pm »

e, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

9. Checkmate.

8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

5. I don't have a favorite college team.

4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

3. You All.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.



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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2001, 03:41:43 pm »

Thanks for the humor, hope you don't mind but I had to share with a few friends.  



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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2001, 03:46:12 pm »

Of course not, share away.



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