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jahdra
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REDNECK JEDI
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September 06, 2001, 01:19:39 pm »
You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer
so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/
bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over
to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-
shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke
shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have
to get in through the window.
Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that
Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat
his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chew-
bacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a
redwood deck.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."
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winkiebear
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Re: REDNECK JEDI
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September 06, 2001, 01:32:39 pm »
OH MY GOD I'm DYIN OVER HERE... hubby is a HUGE Star Wars fan - thank you sooooooooooo much for sharing this one!!!
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chris68
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Re: REDNECK JEDI
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September 06, 2001, 01:32:49 pm »
!!!!
I especially like the last line & the camoflage one his hubby to a T, and I forwarded this on to him. I also like the one with the grill! Too cute, must be we are rednecks in our own way.
Thanks for sharin, made me laugh!
Chris68
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dragonladybug
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September 06, 2001, 02:28:08 pm »
Oh the visuals I got from some of these!
Princess Lea in Daisy Dukes? Camo robes? Omigod!!
Gives new meaning to Luke being in love with Lea until he found out she's his sister, huh?
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