Message #31633

[winkiebear]

you asked for it!

Taken from The Spork FAQ page:
1. What is a "spork?"
A spork is an unusual dining implement that is part spoon, part fork. Basically, it is a spoon with tines on the end, suitable for using as a fork, while still having a spoon portion. It is the utensil of choice for eating cole slaw, potato salad, and many other take-out foods.
Please don't confuse sporks with woons, those wooden planks you get with ice cream and "malts" at the ballgame/fairs/etc. Woons are not sporks, and are in fact just a cheap ripoff of a spoon.

http://www.sonic.net/~ian/Spork/spork.faq.html

Then again, maybe it's an army?
Taken from The Imperial Spork Army Page:
Welcome civilian to the Imperial Spork Army. As you probably already know The ISA is the most powerful military in the world.
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Cauldron/1006/ISA.html

OK, no, it's definitely a utensil.
Taken from SPORKITSU:
But Master Sporker, what is a spork exactly?

Ah! I am glad you asked!
Simply put, a spork is a certain kind of combination of a fork and a spoon commonly having 3-4 prongs.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1810/whatisaspork/


winkiebear
Deskdemon Editorial Board Member