Honeymoon

[twhfan]

The Honeymoon

A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"

The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."

[countrigal]

LOL  

Took me a minute, but I got it and loved it!  What a great stress-relieving laugh it gave me too!

Thanks for sharing this beaut.  I'm going to forward it to my hubby too.

CountriGal
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[diamondlady]

I don't think I quite got it.  It's Monday.

Diamondlady fka chris68
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[spitfire78]

Took me a few seconds too - and I'm a rider!  Think bridle (as in horses) instead of bridal (as in brides)

[diamondlady]

LOL!  Call it a slow Monday.  My brain is fried after working on houses all weekend.  Housing is turning into my other occupation on the weekends.  YUCK!  Can I just sell my house now so this can be all over with?

Thanks for the clarification.  LOL!

Diamondlady fka chris68
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[editoruk]

I'm with you Countrigal - it took a couple of reads, but I laughed out loud in the end!

[jane10]

Excellent - thanks!