Title: World's shortest fairytale
Post by: rainmac on February 14, 2007, 03:59:01 pm
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, not football, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in tracksuit pants, and burped, and farted all the time…
The End
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, not football, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in tracksuit pants, and burped, and farted all the time…
The End
Title: Re: World's shortest fairytale
Post by: gee4 on February 14, 2007, 04:23:39 pm
Oh this is great....however I have to say I do love my football - sorry!!
Title: Re: World's shortest fairytale
Post by: diamondlady on February 14, 2007, 04:56:22 pm
Coming from a married person of 15 years, I love this! LOL! And yes, I do love football too. Only thing I would change!
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Title: Re: World's shortest fairytale
Post by: Cozwaz on February 15, 2007, 10:27:52 am
Thats excellent - just wondering if I dare send that to my OH!!
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Post by: geminigirl on February 21, 2007, 12:53:42 pm
With the exception of football and farting, I guess I really do live a Fairy Tale life!!!
On the travelling side ... just booked myself a horrendously expensive 5-night trip to Cairo ...
On the travelling side ... just booked myself a horrendously expensive 5-night trip to Cairo ...