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Title: Redneck language Post by: countrigal on July 27, 2001, 02:00:33 pm I was in the mood for humor so here's what I've found in my inbox...
Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, he tried to do his best. We all know Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in: DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, DISMAY hurt a little. OMELETTE - I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but, OMELETTE this one go this time. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today, so AFTERMATH, I'm out. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. KENYA - I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I get a job?" DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart. (HA!) DECIDE - My boy frontin' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE. NACHOS - Thoze my shoes, NACHOS. Title: Re: Redneck language Post by: coolbossgirlchick on August 02, 2001, 11:46:29 am It's rare that I laugh out loud when reading these jokes (I'm the only one in this office so it may look a little weird) but this cracked me up!
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