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Title: GOVERNMENT Post by: Judy Loux on July 25, 2001, 04:32:22 am *Ten civil servants standing in a line, One of them was downsized -- then there were nine. *Nine civil servants who must negotiate, One joined the union -- then there were eight. *Eight civil servants thought they were in heaven, 'Til one of them was redeployed -- then there were seven. *Seven civil servants, their jobs as safe as bricks, But one was reclassified -- then there were six. *Six civil servants trying to survive, One of them was privatized -- then there were five. *Five civil servants ready to give more, But one golden handshake reduced them to four. *Four civil servants full of loyalty, Their jobs were all advertised -- then there were three. *Three civil servants under review, One left on secondment -- then there were two. *Two civil servants coping on the run, One went on stress leave -- then there was one. *The last civil servant agreed to relocate, Replaced by 10 consultants at twice the hourly rate. DDiva Title: Re: GOVERNMENT Post by: phoenix55 on July 25, 2001, 07:03:54 am As a 23 year civil servant....LOVE THIS!!!
Title: Re: GOVERNMENT Post by: countrigal on July 25, 2001, 10:09:29 am I love this and will definitely have to share it! Thanks for the smile.
Title: Re: GOVERNMENT Post by: radaro on July 25, 2001, 11:41:30 am I'm sending this to our overpriced consultant!
Title: Re: GOVERNMENT Post by: laundryhater on July 25, 2001, 01:40:43 pm Ah, yes the politics of working for the government.
Don't ya just love 'em? I'm a four year civil servant btw. Title: Re: GOVERNMENT Post by: juspeachy on July 25, 2001, 01:51:22 pm OMG!!! This is soooo true!
JusPeachy (almost 20 years civil service here) in GA |