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General Discussion => The Humour Zone => Topic started by: twhfan on January 10, 2005, 07:18:22 pm

Title: Honeymoon
Post by: twhfan on January 10, 2005, 07:18:22 pm

The Honeymoon

A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"

The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."

Title: Re: Honeymoon
Post by: countrigal on January 10, 2005, 08:53:22 pm

LOL

Took me a minute, but I got it and loved it! What a great stress-relieving laugh it gave me too!

Thanks for sharing this beaut. I'm going to forward it to my hubby too.

CountriGal
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Title: Re: Honeymoon
Post by: diamondlady on January 10, 2005, 08:59:13 pm

I don't think I quite got it. It's Monday.

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Title: Re: Honeymoon
Post by: spitfire78 on January 10, 2005, 09:25:28 pm

Took me a few seconds too - and I'm a rider! Think bridle (as in horses) instead of bridal (as in brides)

Title: Re: Honeymoon
Post by: diamondlady on January 10, 2005, 09:27:28 pm

LOL! Call it a slow Monday. My brain is fried after working on houses all weekend. Housing is turning into my other occupation on the weekends. YUCK! Can I just sell my house now so this can be all over with?

Thanks for the clarification. LOL!

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Title: Re: Honeymoon
Post by: editoruk on January 11, 2005, 01:02:43 pm

I'm with you Countrigal - it took a couple of reads, but I laughed out loud in the end!

Title: Re: Honeymoon
Post by: jane10 on January 11, 2005, 01:17:32 pm

Excellent - thanks!